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September 20, 2003

Song of the SOB

Filed under: Toy News — Rumble Crew @ 12:09 am

How long it is I’ve suffered

(And whined and bitched and rent

What’s left of my poor patchy hair)

And typed my fingers bent

Dispatches to the Mother Land

To Jersey and Hong Kong

Wherein I’ve sung my sickly

Never ending greedy song:


“Find for me these bits of barf

These mini malformed mutts

These teensy tiny reproducted

Elusive vinyl runts!

Find them for me and dear friends

Upon my thanks you’ll sup

Not to mention your relief

When fin’ly I shut up”


Then from old HK came lo

The news I’d longed to hear

A chance to get the latest sets

But oh the price was dear!

I gulped and wondered at the chance

Hesitating now with doubt

But how the world seemed well again

When I drained my bank account


When I see olive packages

My heart leaps from my chest

From far they travel to my home

And inside treasures rest

Today an green bound box arrived

And I’m filled with nerdy joy

Two sets of brand new SOB

Sets four and five -Oh Boy!


I will not bore you with the set

seen here once before

Undoubtedly even the best kaiju

Make most of you all snore

But series five if I’m not wrong

Has not been seen here yet

So let me introduce to you

this latest wacky set:


Antlar Redking Miculas

(redeco’d don’t you know)

And we can’t forget third Kanegon

With his nifty glow

Ultra Jack and 7 are new

(not that you’d give a darn)

Lastly goofy Takkong

And sewage-like Zazarn


And there you have it Gundam fans

Poor verse for your delight

And pictures of some crap that proves

Ol’ Corey’s just not right

And if I might address the folks

Who’ve made these hard to find:

Thanks a lot there Bandai

Kiss my ripe behind


                cae 9-19-03

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