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Hot New Piece of Isis
Sean Bonner
07.09.02 |
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A few years back I sold my soul to Satan in exchange for the
promise
that Jumbos would be back in production within my lifetime. Well I
better
start getting some thank you notes from you Machinder lovin' folks
because
these mofos are back.
The first one hit us out of the blue, this one, we knew was coming just
had
no idea when. I got tipped off the other day that a store in LA had a
few in
early. I was on my way there when I got another tip that Survival Research Labs
were
doing a secret performance downtown. I instantly forgot about toys and
soaked up the REAL giant robots smashing shit and blowing crap up. The
next
day however, it was all about getting me some ISIS.
So, I got it. And yes, it's everything it's cracked up to be. Kids, the
days
of sleek perfectly symmetrical simplistic robots are over. It sucks,
but no
time to wallow because there's new pretty colors begging for our
attention.
OK, on with the good stuff: Size... according to my completely
inaccurate
measurements, he's 23" tall and 35" wide, which gives him the biggest
wingspan of a jumbo yet. Materials... just like the last one, the body
is
hard plastic, wings, arms and legs are blow molded PET (polyethylene), and the head is
soft
vinyl. This one also came with an attachable handle that will never see
the
light of day in my house. One weird thing is it looks like he's got a
serial number on his 'Isis', mine's 52502. If anyone out there can check to see
if
theirs is different, that could be a really weird and totally useless
find.
Oh yeah, and the $42 bucks this bad boy cost really broke the bank. If
you
like jumbos, there's no excuse not to get this thing.
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