10.05.98: XX-13 Drill Missle fists
by Matt Alt
"Jumbo Machinders. Even as a kid I was annoyed by their cheap-ass
construction and utter lack of play value. Yet as an adult, I find
myself drawn back to them again and again.
"They've got questionable proportions, they lack detail, they're made
from the same material as shampoo bottles. A seemingly guaranteed recipe
for disaster, but somehow Popy pulled it off. Not even the changes
instituted by Mattel for the American "Shogun Warrior" releases were
able to completely rob the Jumbos of their inherent charm. (But let me
say this: if I ever find the bitch-ass trick at Mattel who insisted on
switching the right arms of most of the American releases with that
wussy-boy three-missile-shooter, I'm going to make them wish they were
never born.)
"Color. Form. Balance. The designers of the Jumbo Machinders were masters
of arranging simple blocks of color in an inherently pleasing way. This
lends the Jumbos a blurred, impressionistic quality that more "modern"
toys lack. (Then again, it could just be my crappy 35mm camera.) It's
not the detail; it's the conveyance of the feeling of size and power
that makes the Jumbos so sought-after. Their design philosophy embraces
the representational rather than the concrete - they teeter on the edge
of abstraction. Jumbo Machinders are Monets; Soul-of-Chogokin are more
like Eschers.
"A desire to restore balance is what drove me to acquire this pair of
XX-13 Drill-Missile fists for my US-release Great Mazinger Jumbo. The
infamous three-missile shooter was an affront to symmetry that could not
remain unaddressed. In spite of the fact that they're somewhat long when
fully extended, the restoration of two similar fists made a complete
change in the feel of the toy; check out the photos and decide for
yourself. Plus, the Gatling-style launching mechanism of the XX-13s was
far too cool to pass up: a twist of a dial launches six rubber-tipped
darts in rapid succession. It's an eye-safety hazard the likes of which
hasn't been seen in the US since those steel-tipped "lawn darts" were
banned. God, I love Japanese toy designers!"
-- Matt Alt