||Hot New Piece of Isis
A few years back I sold my soul to Satan in exchange for the
that Jumbos would be back in production within my lifetime. Well I
start getting some thank you notes from you Machinder lovin' folks
these mofos are back.
The first one hit us out of the blue, this one, we knew was coming just
no idea when. I got tipped off the other day that a store in LA had a
early. I was on my way there when I got another tip that Survival Research Labs
doing a secret performance downtown. I instantly forgot about toys and
soaked up the REAL giant robots smashing shit and blowing crap up. The
day however, it was all about getting me some ISIS.
So, I got it. And yes, it's everything it's cracked up to be. Kids, the
of sleek perfectly symmetrical simplistic robots are over. It sucks,
time to wallow because there's new pretty colors begging for our
OK, on with the good stuff: Size... according to my completely
measurements, he's 23" tall and 35" wide, which gives him the biggest
wingspan of a jumbo yet. Materials... just like the last one, the body
hard plastic, wings, arms and legs are blow molded PET (polyethylene), and the head is
vinyl. This one also came with an attachable handle that will never see
light of day in my house. One weird thing is it looks like he's got a
serial number on his 'Isis', mine's 52502. If anyone out there can check to see
theirs is different, that could be a really weird and totally useless
Oh yeah, and the $42 bucks this bad boy cost really broke the bank. If
like jumbos, there's no excuse not to get this thing.