[SALE] Good Smile Gokin Tachikoma! Tons of Other Assorted Crap! More!!

Posted by Gcrush 
Sanjeev Wrote:
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> Don't you mean, "too angry skin tone for me"???
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> This is a disturbing trend, sir.


Do... Robots... Even have skin?

Admittedly, I'm not an engineer. Some of them Transfermers have lips, which always seemed weird to me. And those Terminator movies confused the hell outta me so bad I quit med school because I'm scared to death of transmission fluid.

So. Yeah. Serious question.
Sanjeev (Admin)
If Powerglide has a heart, robots have skin. It's science.
More crap posted. Buy it like you want it.
I'm confused... all I see is flipped SDCC stuff and off the shelf Thor figures, mixed with some crap...

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Prometheum5 Wrote:
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> I'm confused... all I see is flipped SDCC stuff
> and off the shelf Thor figures, mixed with some
> crap...


Seriously? That SDCC stuff was cherry-picked and thoroughly ball-washed before it was flipped. And those Thor figures will never been seen on store shelves since they're all part of the magical fourth wave of repaints. Not to mention all the other stuff I'm selling that you forgot to make fun of.

If you're really my friend, you'll go back and come up with at least three good vintage Starcom jabs. But you can't use "STAR-CRAP" in any of them. Because I already did.
Here, I'll help get you started.

"Buying Gcrush's Starcom Railgunner will turn you into a real Tailgunner. Because nothing helps you gun more tail than vintage action figures with magnets in their feet. Also, figures sold separately."



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Crap, I don't know anything about Starcom... maybe there's a jab in that.

'If you buy these Starcom toys, nobody will know how to make fun of you, because nobody wants Starcom stuff'

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Sanjeev (Admin)
Prometheum5 Wrote:
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> 'If you buy these Starcom toys, nobody will know
> how to make fun of you, because nobody wants
> Starcom stuff'

Somewhere, General Torvek is crying hot, rusty tears.
Sanjeev Wrote:
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> Somewhere, General Torvek is crying hot, rusty
> tears.


Again with the science!

I had the (mis?)fortune of catching the Powerglide episode the other week. Despite having a heart, that robot's Misogyny ROM module made their relationship look like a highly pressurized soda can of domestic violence. Yikes.
More junk, more auctions, more goods to come. Bid it now, you hobos!
You're like the Dahmer of the DC toy universe, with all those body parts you've been collecting.

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Why does Darkseid's arm come with the Infinity Gauntlet?

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hillsy Wrote:
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> You're like the Dahmer of the DC toy universe,
> with all those body parts you've been collecting.

It is somewhat pathological to design a toy line where you get dismembered limbs as an incentive. I wish they would have just sold the oversized figures on their own.


Prometheum5 Wrote:
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> Why does Darkseid's arm come with the Infinity
> Gauntlet?

I have no good answer for this, but I think the bit is supposed to be called a "killing glove" or someshit. Looks cooler than the blue glove, anyway.
Updated with a few more items.

Tomorrow there will be lots of HCM-Pro, Gundam, and Transformer shit.

None of it is any good. It's all crap. You WILL buy it. You are NOT a hobo.
Is that the same Predator mask that wouldn't fit my child? You ruined Halloween, motherfucker.

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You're using Jacksons for scale now?

Baller...
Gcrush Wrote:
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> Tomorrow there will be lots of HCM-Pro, Gundam,
> and Transformer shit.

I am a dirty, fucking liar. There will be more shit. Just... Not right away?


hillsy Wrote:
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> Is that the same Predator mask that wouldn't fit
> my child? You ruined Halloween, motherfucker.

Hillsy, even though your "baby" is a magnificent 8 inches "tall", the mask would still be oversized. Keep an eye peeled for the NECA Predator I'm eventually going to sell. It will be guarenteed to save your, uh, Halloweiner.


gingaio Wrote:
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> You're using Jacksons for scale now?
>
> Baller...

Before the economy tanked, I was using Franklins. For this most recent round I debated using Pesos, but eventually decided it would cause more confusion than hilarity.
Flattery will get you everywhere, G.

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IT'S THE RETURN OF: SHIT TO BUY.

See the top post for an updated listed of shit to buy.

And then go buy some of that shit.
Who is the Stormtrooper with the cloak?

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Who is the Stormtrooper with the cloak?

I had to look this up, but it's Commander Faie. It's definitely a "Clone Trooper" rather than a "Storm Trooper". The brown colors on it are not particularly flattering though. Still kind of a cool figure.
More shit listed, yo.
Which one of you jokers sent me the message asking if the Ma.K. Melusine Kit would fit your ten year old son?
I'm afraid to ask how Cheeta Girrrl injured her hip. Was it a sprain or strain?
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I'm afraid to ask how Cheeta Girrrl injured her hip. Was it a sprain or strain?

It was a gymnastics acccident where she was trying to show me how she could cross both ankles behind her neck. And, uh, that's as much of the story as I want to tell. PM me for the Penthouse Letters to the Editor version complete with unapologetic Anthony Weiner stye selfies.

So, now, which one of you emailed me about the lot of Transformers toys asking if they transformed? I mean, I couldn't write this shit unless someone paid me, but apparently some people will do it for free. Or they seriously don't know what a transforming Transformer is. Which, based on my misadventure with Hillsy's magnificent "child"and the "undersized Predator mask" that wouldn't, ahem, "stretch over it all the way to the base", could be a very real possibility...
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