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[SALE] Tons of Assoreted Crap! Aliens, Predators, Gumps, More!
Posted by Gcrush
| April 01, 2009 12:01AM |
I hate my toys. But I love you for buying them.
Multiple Pieces of Crap for Sale RIGHT NOW!
Things unworthy of my love this time include:
Predator (I hate pussy-faced fereigners)
Forrest Gump (I hate boxes of chocolates)
Ghost in the Shell (I hate gender-coded robots)
GI Joe (I hate violence)
STARCOM (More like STAR-CRAP)
Nude photos of YOUR sister (I hate pornography)
This time around they are all auctions that start at just $2. Score some cool shit for cheap, yo. If all goes well, I will be uploading new sets of junk each day this week. Today its comic booky shit, tomorrow it might be GI Joe, then Transformers, and then who knows? Keep checking back.
Damn, it ain't that hard. Now give me money and be my friend for a day.
Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 02/15/2012 10:37PM by Gcrush.
Multiple Pieces of Crap for Sale RIGHT NOW!
Things unworthy of my love this time include:
Predator (I hate pussy-faced fereigners)
Forrest Gump (I hate boxes of chocolates)
Ghost in the Shell (I hate gender-coded robots)
GI Joe (I hate violence)
STARCOM (More like STAR-CRAP)
Nude photos of YOUR sister (I hate pornography)
This time around they are all auctions that start at just $2. Score some cool shit for cheap, yo. If all goes well, I will be uploading new sets of junk each day this week. Today its comic booky shit, tomorrow it might be GI Joe, then Transformers, and then who knows? Keep checking back.
Damn, it ain't that hard. Now give me money and be my friend for a day.
Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 02/15/2012 10:37PM by Gcrush.
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Sanjeev (Admin)
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September 22, 2009 03:42PM |
| November 06, 2009 09:35PM |
| November 06, 2009 10:53PM |
How'd you already get a Merc Bramble to sell? I've seen like, three people get their 6-packs...
Introducing Prometheus Rising Studio.
[prometheusrising.net]
I make 3D printed mecha action figures.
Introducing Prometheus Rising Studio.
[prometheusrising.net]
I make 3D printed mecha action figures.
| November 07, 2009 10:00AM |
| November 30, 2009 04:30PM |
| December 04, 2009 03:09PM |
Found another box of goodies to unload - Gundams and Transformers.
Seriously, take this stuff off my hands. It's going to be moving time soon and I don't want to take any of it with me. You'd be surprised how low an offer I would accept on some things. Here's a clue though - <50% of the BIN price is not a cool offer. It's bullshit.
But still, I'd go crazy low on a lot of this stuff! Just be sure to mention you're from TBDX!!
Seriously, take this stuff off my hands. It's going to be moving time soon and I don't want to take any of it with me. You'd be surprised how low an offer I would accept on some things. Here's a clue though - <50% of the BIN price is not a cool offer. It's bullshit.
But still, I'd go crazy low on a lot of this stuff! Just be sure to mention you're from TBDX!!
| December 04, 2009 03:51PM |
| December 12, 2009 08:54AM |
Updated yet AGAIN. Now with lower prices on some select items. For example, these piece of shit Palm Action Pro figures that I cannot seem to unload despite MONTHS of trolling them across Evilbay.
SOMEBODY, ANYBODY PLEASE MAKE ME AN OFFER ON GRIMEKAISER OR STARKDEIN.
Oh, and buy some of my other crap, too. Thanks!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/12/2009 08:56AM by Gcrush.
SOMEBODY, ANYBODY PLEASE MAKE ME AN OFFER ON GRIMEKAISER OR STARKDEIN.
Oh, and buy some of my other crap, too. Thanks!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/12/2009 08:56AM by Gcrush.
| December 15, 2009 12:59PM |
Updated again to reflect my current ill temper.
If someone doesn't buy this stupid Grimekaiser and I end up having to cart it 1,000 miles around the country when I move I will hold all of TBDX personally responsible! This means YOU! And I know you don't really want that on your conscience. Hell, I don't want to make you have to carry that burden either.
So I tell you what. You make me a ridiculously low offer on this figure and I'll take it. You'll be surprised just how low I would be willing to go on it. Or maybe not. Whatever. Just please, please take if off my hands.
If someone doesn't buy this stupid Grimekaiser and I end up having to cart it 1,000 miles around the country when I move I will hold all of TBDX personally responsible! This means YOU! And I know you don't really want that on your conscience. Hell, I don't want to make you have to carry that burden either.
So I tell you what. You make me a ridiculously low offer on this figure and I'll take it. You'll be surprised just how low I would be willing to go on it. Or maybe not. Whatever. Just please, please take if off my hands.
| December 15, 2009 04:29PM |
What were the douchebag offers on the Valk?
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| December 16, 2009 02:04PM |
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mcfitch (Admin)
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December 16, 2009 03:34PM |
Where are you moving to? BTW I have that school bus full of cheerleader Jawas I bought from you years ago and I still crack up every time I see it.
-Mason
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Matthewalt "I actually kinda LIKE that approach! You know: let's make a TOY. Remember those? Products designed to be played with without breaking? DO YOU REMEMBER, LOVE?!"
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Matthewalt "I actually kinda LIKE that approach! You know: let's make a TOY. Remember those? Products designed to be played with without breaking? DO YOU REMEMBER, LOVE?!"
| December 16, 2009 03:48PM |
mcfitch Wrote:
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> Where are you moving to? BTW I have that school
> bus full of cheerleader Jawas I bought from you
> years ago and I still crack up every time I see
> it.
> -Mason
I'm headed cross-country to the east coast, then over the Pacific for a little while, and then back again. The less stuff I have to move, the better. Winnowing it away has almost become an obsession for me...
It kills me that you still have that "School Bus Full of Jawas." Hilarious. We used to have that thing sitting in the mouth of a giant American Godzilla. It was its favorite snack.
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> Where are you moving to? BTW I have that school
> bus full of cheerleader Jawas I bought from you
> years ago and I still crack up every time I see
> it.
> -Mason
I'm headed cross-country to the east coast, then over the Pacific for a little while, and then back again. The less stuff I have to move, the better. Winnowing it away has almost become an obsession for me...
It kills me that you still have that "School Bus Full of Jawas." Hilarious. We used to have that thing sitting in the mouth of a giant American Godzilla. It was its favorite snack.
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mcfitch (Admin)
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December 16, 2009 05:12PM |
East Coast? So maybe you'll come to the gall darned East Coast Summit this year?
Why WOULDN'T I? Yeah I should think of some awful way of torturing that bus of Jawas.
-Mason
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Matthewalt "I actually kinda LIKE that approach! You know: let's make a TOY. Remember those? Products designed to be played with without breaking? DO YOU REMEMBER, LOVE?!"
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It kills me that you still have that "School Bus Full of Jawas."
Why WOULDN'T I? Yeah I should think of some awful way of torturing that bus of Jawas.
-Mason
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Matthewalt "I actually kinda LIKE that approach! You know: let's make a TOY. Remember those? Products designed to be played with without breaking? DO YOU REMEMBER, LOVE?!"
| June 23, 2010 12:37PM |
| June 23, 2010 04:06PM |
| June 23, 2010 04:38PM |
| July 01, 2010 03:56PM |
| July 06, 2010 07:57PM |
| September 07, 2010 02:25PM |
Just a heads up, but after the recent experience described in this thread I have decided I am willing to pack anything I sell in crinkled up porno magazines in order to more sexily protect the items I sell. Provided, of course, that certain criteria are met:
First, you must be an adult citizen of ToyboxDX.
Second, you must specifically request the porno-mag packing treatment using the promotion code above.
Third, you must provide proof of your parent's permission to shop on the internet and receive toys packed in pornography.
Fourth, you must tell me at which national retailer I can easily pick up a porno mag to use in packing your stuff.
First, you must be an adult citizen of ToyboxDX.
Second, you must specifically request the porno-mag packing treatment using the promotion code above.
Third, you must provide proof of your parent's permission to shop on the internet and receive toys packed in pornography.
Fourth, you must tell me at which national retailer I can easily pick up a porno mag to use in packing your stuff.
| September 07, 2010 05:13PM |
Can I request semen-ensconced porno packaging?
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| September 11, 2010 10:36PM |
| January 20, 2011 07:10PM |
Updated, bitches.
Buy it. All of it. And don't you dare tell me you won't, but it's not that you can't afford it. I know better. You can't not afford to not buy this Grimekaizer of mine. Seriously.
Buy it. All of it. And don't you dare tell me you won't, but it's not that you can't afford it. I know better. You can't not afford to not buy this Grimekaizer of mine. Seriously.
| January 20, 2011 09:54PM |
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mcfitch (Admin)
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January 21, 2011 02:47PM |
Fuck that. Those Jawas aren't going anywhere.
-Mason
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Matthewalt "I actually kinda LIKE that approach! You know: let's make a TOY. Remember those? Products designed to be played with without breaking? DO YOU REMEMBER, LOVE?!"
-Mason
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Matthewalt "I actually kinda LIKE that approach! You know: let's make a TOY. Remember those? Products designed to be played with without breaking? DO YOU REMEMBER, LOVE?!"
| July 30, 2011 11:00AM |
Have I really been buried 10 pages deep in TBDX sales without pimping my wares?
Damn, I'm slacking. Just to make up for it, I recently added over 50 items. Go buy some.
Damn, I'm slacking. Just to make up for it, I recently added over 50 items. Go buy some.
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Sanjeev (Admin)
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July 30, 2011 11:38AM |
| August 02, 2011 01:40PM |
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Sanjeev (Admin)
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August 02, 2011 03:13PM |
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