My Little Brony--What the hell? (aka "Prometheum5's New Fancy" aka "Leg Warmers & Other Wacky Stuff")

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Wow. Those sure are some Pegasisters Of Battle.

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
Ben, will you buy and review this?
[themostevercompany.bigcartel.com]
It has a pony RPG!!

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
I downloaded the free digital version. There are pictures of pony toys kissing. Please let me stop.

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Prometheum5 Wrote:
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> Please let me
> stop.

Mom always said you never follow through on things you've started...
HEY. BRONIES. DON'T DO THIS. STOP NOW.



-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
HEY REMEMBER WHEN

mlp was a joke about matt



now it's a joke about humanity
I remember
[toyboxdx.com]
magnificent

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
asterphage Wrote:
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> I remember
> [toyboxdx.com]
> 4#msg-223084
> magnificent

These are not anatomically correct.

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thomas Wrote:
> These are not anatomically correct.

Better break out the Sculpey.

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
So what is "clopping" in Brony-land?

I dread the answer.

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thomas Wrote:
> So what is "clopping" in Brony-land?
>
> I dread the answer.

Pony-speak for masturbation. Because of something about hooves. Gross.

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
asterphage Wrote:
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> thomas Wrote:
> > So what is "clopping" in Brony-land?
> >
> > I dread the answer.
>
> Pony-speak for masturbation. Because of something
> about hooves. Gross.

I don't think that is anatomically possible. Unless you break the horse's leg.

That's about as bad as those people who would like to have sex with a male horse (hint: it's so big their insides would be torn apart).

Edit: Oh gods. From KnowYourMeme:
"In the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fandom, a Wingboner is considered the pegasus equivalent to a human's erection. The term "wingboner" originates from the flapping movement of a pegasus when it flares its wings excitedly (usually Rainbow Dash), which may appear as if it had an erection. This flaring motion is often accompanied by the onomatopoeic words "pomf!" or "sproing!"."

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/18/2012 01:42PM by thomas.
thomas Wrote:
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> That's about as bad as those people who would like
> to have sex with a male horse (hint: it's so big
> their insides would be torn apart).

Well, hey, wait, there was that one guy who died in this case, but to be fair, apparently a bunch of other guys had sex with that horse and survived.

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
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-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
here are two drawings that are cute and awesome

[twitter.com]

[twitter.com]

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
and here is something totally weird and gross

[sfrfaceplant.tumblr.com]
"You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean!"

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
asterphage Wrote:
> and here is something totally weird and gross
>
> [sfrfaceplant.tumblr.com]
> is-is-also-the-very-first-mlp-plushie-to-feature
> "You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is
> highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as
> fleece can be quite difficult to clean!"

oh man more pics
[hoppiphoppip.tumblr.com]

check out the underwear and pants it has to cover up the onanism hole
[www.thedealersden.com]

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
"check out the underwear and pants it has to cover up the onanism hole
[www.thedealersden.com]"


Umm, ...no. nuh-uh. not gonna click.

Forget humping ponies, how about the term, "Jumped the shark"?
asterphage Wrote:
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> oh man more pics
> [hoppiphoppip.tumblr.com]
> is-is-also-the-very-first-mlp-plushie-to
>

I like the background of that page...flying pigs.

> check out the underwear and pants it has to cover
> up the onanism hole
> [www.thedealersden.com]
> uction_id=110031&parent_id=&option=agree_adult

Check out the current price. 250 quid? >_<

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-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH


-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
Those are absolutely godawful.

And I had another look at that auction. Someone paid 461 pounds - almost 750 dollars - for a fuckable plush pony. Wat. Teh. Fack?

I am waiting for the episode of My Little Pony where pony after pony falls ill, developing horribly graphic pus-exuding physical ailments, unpleasantly located warts, and other horrors. The episode proceeds with the adult ponies discovering ponyfied versions of Herpes, Chlamydia, Genital Warts, Ponal Immunodeficiency Virus and others unsafely clopping all of the teenage ponies in sensitive places, like Celestia's palace, at the orders of Discord and Nightmare Moon. The episode ends with a deadly pale Rainbow Dash dying from pneumonia watching "Big-if-you-know-watta-mean" Macintosh deliver a safe sex message while being whipped by the aforementioned Nightmare Moon.

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thomas Wrote:
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> I am waiting for the episode of My Little Pony
> where pony after pony falls ill, developing
> horribly graphic pus-exuding physical ailments,
> unpleasantly located warts, and other horrors.

There's already a fetish and fan-art for that.

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thomas Wrote:
> The episode ends with a deadly pale Rainbow Dash
> dying from pneumonia watching
> "Big-if-you-know-watta-mean" Macintosh deliver a safe
> sex message while being whipped by the aforementioned
> Nightmare Moon.

OKAY

THAT'S IT

I'M LEAVING TBDX FOREVER

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
Prometheum5 Wrote:
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> thomas Wrote:
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> >
> > I am waiting for the episode of My Little Pony
> > where pony after pony falls ill, developing
> > horribly graphic pus-exuding physical ailments,
> > unpleasantly located warts, and other horrors.
>
> There's already a fetish and fan-art for that.

Unfortunately, you are quite right. I seem to have exuded the troll-mentality of many writers of crazy evil bloodthirsty ponysnuff fanfic in my post above.

Therefore I suggest replacing the above plot with standard Pony-fare, perhaps bordering on the excessively cutesy (for MLP...), of Ponies adventuring together. Just normal Equestria-life. Then have Big Macintosh deliver the safe-sex message through a open window or similar. Deadpan. Really deadpan. Like he's talking about apples or so - he can hold one, and take a bite out. The End.

Big Macintosh: "And remember, kiddies, when talking about the birds and the bees, always expect the unexpected!" <takes bite out of nice big red apple>

The effect will be all the more jarring, as everyone will be left wondering what the heck the innocent dialogue and completely neutral actions shown in the rest of the episode were really about. And whether Big Macintosh likes Applejack in a very special way.
Parents' complaints will be fabulous or significantly absent, either way seems possible.


And the next episode will be about the birds and the bees and their crazy discordian offspring.

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nooooo not the third party ponies

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
[gospelaccordingtomlpfim.tumblr.com]

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
*gag*aacckk*urk....

A best seller apparently? [racketmag.com]
(stole'd link from Mark Bellomo's newsfeed)
Horrible video

Also horrible video

Turrrrible video

Unfathomable agony

Turn back!

I defy you to watch any of these to completion.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/27/2013 08:55PM by Prometheum5.
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I watched 10 seconds of the first video. I will allow spoiler alerts in this case; did someone mercilessly beat them at some point? Please tell me it happened.
-Mason

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Matthewalt &quot;I actually kinda LIKE that approach! You know: let's make a TOY. Remember those? Products designed to be played with without breaking? DO YOU REMEMBER, LOVE?!&quot;
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To be clear when I say "mercilessly beat them" I mean so badly that a disembodied voice claimed "FLAWLESS VICTORY".
-Mason

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Matthewalt &quot;I actually kinda LIKE that approach! You know: let's make a TOY. Remember those? Products designed to be played with without breaking? DO YOU REMEMBER, LOVE?!&quot;
Why o why did I have a free minute to accept the challenge??
The best is the second vid, hands down. A robotic , blinking, sleeping MLP?! How much did that guy spend on that crazy thing?

The third has a girl, a cat, and Nutella, ...and squeaky voice.

Skip, skip, skim, skim, skim, skip,, nuh-uh, delete.

Ben has a new job, a new place, and yet is still as evil as ever!
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Why o why did I have a free minute to accept the challenge??
The best is the second vid, hands down. A robotic , blinking, sleeping MLP?! How much did that guy spend on that crazy thing?

The third has a girl, a cat, and Nutella, ...and squeaky voice.

Skip, skip, skim, skim, skim, skip,, nuh-uh, delete.

Ben has a new job, a new place, and yet is still as evil as ever!

You have better stamina than me. I could only finish the CGI pony one out of shear horror, and skipped around the squeaky girl one trying to figure out why it exists.

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Brony cmes out to his father on Skype and OBVIOUSLY records it for Youtube.'

Worth a watch. Maybe the most cringeworthy video yet.

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^^ Okay, I'm at home doing some work... so I actually decided to watch one of these. Holy fuck...pretty hilarious. But come on-- that last one sounded mad staged. The father's reaction seemed way too text book...and very bland like bad acting.

Still...I sent out the video to a bunch of friends just to horrify them! :P
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