It's Not That I Can't Afford It...

It's just that I don't eat wieners named after something from the Three Musketeers. Fuck that noise.



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It's just that I'm not into rare, expensive sports cars.



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It's just that I'm not into Zoids.



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It's just that I don't have any legs.



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It's just that I'm not into hybrids.



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Like I said, I'm not into hybrids.



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A truly wise sage once said....

"Hey, fuck you. I'm flat broke, I've got three kids with four wimmen, and I've got a lien on my double-wide, which is riddled with buckshot holes and which doubles as a mini-museum for my vintage collection of M.U.S.C.L.E and Inhumanoids figures. So no, I will not drop three bones for this new french duck, fancy schmancy sports car, zoids, birch pants, or hybrids. So go fuck yourself, rich boy. Choke on my hog."

Have wiser words ever been muttered....not that I couldn't have said that myself...but you know....

Reminds me of the time you came over to play checkers and we were all out of checkers that day because I can't afford them which was in the end was fine because you don't even like checkers anyway even though you can totally afford to buy all the checkers in the world except you haven't and never will because fuck checkers.

It's not that my mind would be shattered by the shambling horror of Yiggslothoghilous, but I'm just not into tentacled plant monsters.

It's not that I won't put wieners in my mouth, but I refuse to eat diseased fowl.

"You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?

No. You can have the chicken."

It's not that I can't afford REAL ejaculate...it's just that it's a little too salty.

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machinesoldier Wrote:
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> "You think with a financial statement like this
> you can have the duck?
>
> No. You can have the chicken."



What about my date?


You can urge her in one direction.


Either we go there and she orders
what she wants or let's forget it.


Alright.


I like a little gamble.

We can take you...


in eight weeks.

Gcrush Wrote:
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> Reminds me of the time you came over to play
> checkers and we were all out of checkers that day
> because I can't afford them which was in the end
> was fine because you don't even like checkers
> anyway even though you can totally afford to buy
> all the checkers in the world except you haven't
> and never will because fuck checkers.

Man, I don't think I've ever seen that post before. Ha! But yeah, I'm sorry I had to fuck up your collection like that. It was for your own good.

nice spin off thread,lol