New Revoltech Thread Untouched by the Masses

Posted by Gcrush 
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what's up with your face
Oh, yeah. MOGERA catalog page is up. Delicious. Doesn't look like they cheaped out with hinge joints either.








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New sexy metal man.





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These guys left messages on my answering machine looking for a good time. I should probably start putting my number in the women's stalls instead. What was I thinking?





Man, it looks like Lovely Vader there is about to give birth through his urethra. Scary. I actually found that on EvilBay of all places while searching for something completely innocent like "Star Wars Vader". What a relief that we no longer have to go through the embarrassing process of typing in "porn gay" at the end of all our fetish searches. Thank the Google!



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MSW
WTF!? *hurl*

A deformed Christian Bale in a diaper. It cannot be unseen.
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> A deformed Christian Bale in a diaper. It cannot
> be unseen.


Wait, does that mean you're okay with Lovely Vader?

'Cause, man, that shit looks like it was painted by the illiterate mind of a sentient radio.
MSW
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> Wait, does that mean you're okay with Lovely
> Vader?

Absolutely! Didn't buy it off evilbay for nothin! :P



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Sanjeev (Admin)
Hehe...I hope to have an action figure of myself someday...so that people can pull the head off and stick it on the body of a gay porn star figure!

Anyway, that Mogera is lovely! He's, like, disco dancing!
That's funny. I was trying to picture how I would feel if I were Christian Bale, a figure had been made of me, and I was looking at that pic, but stopped short when I realized that I was contemplating how I would feel if I were Christian Bale.
Warrhead Wrote:
> how I would feel if I were Christian Bale

This has nothing to do with anything but [www.mainstreet.com]

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
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> Hehe...I hope to have an action figure of myself
> someday...
Be careful what you wish for... :)
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> This has nothing to do with anything but
> [www.mainstreet.com]
> ews/general-mcchrystals-next-job?page=3


I always pictured Ving Rhames playing Batman in The Dark Knight Returns...

Speaking of sexy men... It's not Revoltech, but check out the ultra hot-thighs that JoJo's Bizarre Adventure continues to give us.





Lastly, I overheard this conversation at work the other day.

KAIYODO: Why?

BANDAI: Because "fuck you." That's why.






Man, Bandai's a real dick.



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Bandai is apparently trying to one-up Revoltech's effects parts. Check it out.




You can now more authentically enact the lifesaving antics of Dr. Ultraman's Discount Amputation Clinic. Which I think takes the "gross-stumpage on an action figure" prize this year. Wow.

"Wrecked him? I damn near tore his tail off and choked him to death with it. Haw, haw, haw! What? No, that's not hyperbole. I actually performed the amputation with my bare hands and then murdered him with offending appendage. What? Why? Because fuck him, that's why. No. You know what? This interview is over. I"m outta here. I don't have to take this shit."



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What's with all the birthday candles on the EVA?

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Bandai's version of THE BEAST looks kind of dorky.
Wtf is with the clown shoes and smooshed up head on that Damashii Beast?

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
Sanjeev (Admin)
I dunno...I'm pretty sure every version of "the beast" looks kinda dorky...including the Revoltech...and the animation model. Nyah.
>What's with all the birthday candles on the EVA?

Cause, watch the damn movie.

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> I dunno...I'm pretty sure every version of "the
> beast" looks kinda dorky...


The "Contra Code" EVA-02 idea was weaksauce, but in the context of the film I guess it was supposed to fill the same role that the Berserk EVA-01 did in the anime. It wasn't my favorite alteration to the story because I really liked that sequence of events in the original. Watching EVA-01 flip shit and gobble up the angel was pretty awesome. Anyway.

The Revoltech Beast is a pretty handsome toy. The paint, effects, and kinetic sculpt make it look really unsettling in a satisfying way. Even posed standing at attention it looks like a slathering monster.

The Bandai Beast, on the other hand, looks much closer to the source material - more goofy than insane. So... Yeah. There's that.

The way Bandai is rolling out the Evangelion Damashii figures makes it seem like they're primarily interested in giving the finger to Kaiyodo instead of aggressively pushing the property on their own. Kaiyodo releases one EVA, Bandai comes along and "remakes" it. Repeat. Dicks.

So, why is no one more grossed out by Gomola's tail? That shit is nasty.
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>So, why is no one more grossed out by Gomola's tail? That shit is nasty.

Because I am too busy being freaked out by that bizarre white cat man and his miniskirt-skull codpiece ensemble.



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> So, why is no one more grossed out by Gomola's
> tail? That shit is nasty.

It looks like he's just filled with thoroughly browned ground sausage. What's wrong with that?

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
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> Gcrush Wrote:
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> > So, why is no one more grossed out by Gomola's
> > tail? That shit is nasty.
>
> It looks like he's just filled with thoroughly
> browned ground sausage. What's wrong with that?

Thanks, you just made me try to laugh and swallow some bread at the same time (this doesn't work and might lead to choking).

...it doesn't help that Gomola looks kind of sausage-like itself (with arms and legs).
asterphage Wrote:
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> Gcrush Wrote:
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> > So, why is no one more grossed out by Gomola's
> > tail? That shit is nasty.
>
> It looks like he's just filled with thoroughly
> browned ground sausage. What's wrong with that?


It's more like thoroughly grayed sausage than browned. But... Yeah. The analogy works on several levels. Not that it makes it any better.

Then again, is ground-up daikaiju ass any less nasty than what usually goes in sausage? I think not.

But do I want to eat my toys asses? Not usually.

I'm all mixed up here.
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> Because I am too busy being freaked out by that
> bizarre white cat man and his miniskirt-skull
> codpiece ensemble.


Send me a PM and I'll mail you some up-skirt shots of Kitty Pride.
Sanjeev (Admin)
I'd eat canned ground Gomora meat.

Honestly, I haven't gotten to that episode of Ultraman yet, so I wasn't about to comment...

"SHUWATCH!!"




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"Cause, watch the damn movie."

Don't need to. Regardless of explanation, that EVA looks fucking silly.

G - the real question is...would you eat a browned ground daikaiju sandwich?

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He doesn't look as sausagey to me so much as he gives me the urge to put his head in my mouth and continue to smoke him.
"he gives me the urge to put his head in my mouth and continue to smoke him."

That!

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> Then again, is ground-up daikaiju ass any less
> nasty than what usually goes in sausage? I think
> not.

the Kaiju Big Battel rubber-suit wrestling league, when they retire a costume, cut it up into pieces and sell the chunks of textured, painted foam rubber as "kaiju meat".


VF5SS Wrote:
> [toyboxdx.com]

That first one looks kinda cool.

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
[www.hlj.com]!

HLJ is having a Revoltech sale. I ordered a Getter Robo Go.

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I asked if I have "Time For L-Gaim" but I got "No Reply From The Wind".
Vincent Z. Wrote:
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> HLJ is having a Revoltech sale. I ordered a Getter
> Robo Go.


TEH INTERNETS is having a porno sale. I ordered a Get Her Wet and Blow.

Seriously, no one gives a shit about what you ordered until after it has arrived and you start bitching about it. And even then you need to be careful to mention all of its faults in excruciating detail and never, not even once, discuss a single redeeming quality. Because no matter how much temporary joy a toy brings into your life it can never truly represent anything other than unassuagable and everlasting regret over how capitalism has robbed you over your childhood sense of wonderment and the truly burning desire to create.

Unless, of course, that toy has:

A) Breasts
B) A Smoldering Spliff-Ass
C) Lots of Sexy Man-Sex Sexiness
D) Some Previously Unseen Fantastical Combination of Two or More of the Above

Which, in case you didn't notice, Getter Hobo Go does not. Next time just mention the sale and don't tell us what you bought, okay?
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If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.
Not particularly funny, but around four minutes into this you can see Billy's action figure in an internet comedy video. Why did it take this long?

I won't say anything about the Human Segway clip which precedes it, but you might not want to watch the video at work if you don't want your coworkers to speculate about the quality of your decision making skills.
Anonymous User
Wow! That was unexpected. I hope Lupin has at least a Dokodemo Issho-like range of optional facial expression heads.

-Paul Segal

"Oh, the anger is never far, never far." -SteveH
Revoltech tie clips! Hah. It's actually functional, as the abdomen joint moves, that tie stays put. Gotta stay lookin' good.
GETTER ROBO ARK!!

Now Ken Ishikawa can finally rest in the afterlife.

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not yet. We're still missing Rekka and the other forms of the various Getters we've gotten. I demand my Neo 2 and 3!
You guys!

YOU GUYS!!

[ameblo.jp]

RODAN!!

ANGILUS!!

GIGAN!!

Oh man, Gigan. And that Rodan looks really sweet.

Can a Jet Jaguar be far behind?

And the Lupin III figures have my attention as well.
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