New Revoltech Thread Untouched by the Masses

Posted by Gcrush 
Finally, something on the weirdness scale that practically seems designed to compete with the pervasive 2/4chan brethren's emo-loli-fetish-pedo-con-whatever that otherwise characterizes the figma line of figures. Keep in mind that I'm only gay for three people in this world - Corey, Gingao, and that other dood. So this thing really doesn't do much for me. But I am tempted to buy it on principle alone, in order to even out the cosmic imbalance in Japan-inspired perversions.

Behold. Revoltech Billy.



Buy one today!



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cae
can you take off the shorts?

it aint got game unless it has a posable wee-wee.

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hassenpfeffer
I don't know if you can take the shorts off or not. They're sculpted absurdly large, so it sure looks like you can. I wonder how much bacon he's packing. And check out that sweet-sweet finger munching action as shown on the far left close up. Damn that's hot.

Almost as hot as my friend here, the Uighur Warden:



I actually bought one when I was in Japan last week. This guy is over the top crazy. Like a Man-O-War album cover or something. With those whips he practically screams, "PRISON SEX FOR DINER." That made me a little uncomfortable. So I put some huge honkin' battle axe in his hams instead. Now he simply whispers "latent 1980s speed-metal homoeroticism" in a raspy Boris Vallejo falsetto. I think he and Big Bill would make a great couple.

I can hardly wait for the Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS, Revoltech figure due out later this year. Then I can finally complete my Diorama of Inequity. Look for it on Ebay. Coming soon.



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Fine, have your manly men. I'll keep my girly girls.

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Vincent Z. Wrote:
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> Fine, have your manly men. I'll keep my girly
> girls.


I don't think you're getting the point. Allow me to explain further...




If that's unclear, check out this video on YouTube. NSFW, though it's on YouTube so it's not that graphic either. But it will make your head explode. Fucking insane.



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cae Wrote:
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> it aint got game unless it has a posable wee-wee.

Gcrush, can you please email Cohiba and ask him if the wee-wee has a Revoltech joint. 'Cuz I will only buy it if that's the case. Thank you.
Thoese are some seriously creepy man-boobs. Did that guy get exposed to radiation or something?
> it aint got game unless it has a posable wee-wee.

This dog figure might have one. EXTREMELY not work safe, so only look if your ready for it.

[www.sankakucomplex.com]

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cae
Dammit Vince, I'm impressed!

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gingaio Wrote:
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> Gcrush, can you please email Cohiba and ask him if
> the wee-wee has a Revoltech joint. 'Cuz I will
> only buy it if that's the case. Thank you.


Gingy, MoChiba said, "Wee-wee ='s Revoltech joint." It is unclear if he meant Billy's wee-wee or his. So I asked him to send a picture. I think that might have been a mistake.

Also, Vince wins this round with the dog diorama. Thanks for posting that. Incredible find. The author's tone in the description is priceless.

But riddle me this, Vinceman - who is responsible for tying up that girl? Why don't we see that depicted? Is it auto-bondage? Did the dog tie the knots WITHOUT THUMBS? Or is the implication of the statue that YOU, the proud owner, are responsible for the girl's condition?
All of you are fucked up. Every last one of you.
Gcrush (you rabble-rouser),

See what you've started with Vince? A while back, I remember posting here looking for advice on how to find www.bigrussianjuggs.com. I never did receive any useful info pointing the way, but Vince replied with like 200 gifs of animated boobs. I have since learned not to bait the guy.

Vince,

"Put the lotion in the basket! Put the fucking lotion in the basket!"
Gcrush, nice display/shower booth. Where'd ya get that?
Gingy, I have no idea what you're talking about as I have never rubbled a razor in my life. But I love big Russian jugs as much as the next guy. Ergo, I appreciate your compliment.


repairtechjon Wrote:
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> Gcrush, nice display/shower booth. Where'd ya get
> that?


It came with the house. Er, no. I believe it actually comes with the figure. This picture demonstrates just how awesome an accessory it is.



I cannot wait to get one so I can pose "The Warden" hosing off "Big Bill" before "Ilsa" shows up wearing a strap-on shaped like a golden retriever so she can discipline them both for "being dirty, dirty things."



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Yikes...I'm with the new kid on this.....

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cae
> All of you are fucked up.

the ass?

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hassenpfeffer
cae Wrote:
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> > All of you are fucked up.
>
> the ass?


It's the only way to fly!
One question. Why in God's name did they make an action figure of a gay porn star? Is this gonna start a trend?
chunkypuff31 Wrote:
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> One question. Why in God's name did they make an
> action figure of a gay porn star? Is this gonna
> start a trend?

He's a Japanese meme kind of like Rickroll. It's definitely a strange precedent. I think Max Factory is trying to introduce a more or less generic "male" figma body and intends to potentially boost sales by tying it to a present fad. I don't think there's a substantial market for highly articulated american gay porn star anime toys.
WHY WHY WHY DID I LOOK?
For those that want more mainly gayness figures.

[www.hlj.com]

[www.hlj.com]

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I asked if I have "Time For L-Gaim" but I got "No Reply From The Wind".
Vince doesn't like jojo's because it contains no lolis.
I really liked the JoJo's Bizarre Adventures OAV I saw back in the 90s. The concept of having these projections of yourself is a lot like the 80s cartoon Visionaries.
chunkypuff31 Wrote:
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> One question. Why in God's name did they make an
> action figure of a gay porn star? Is this gonna
> start a trend?


It's because someone in Japan got tired of all the lolicon bullshit and decided to start setting things straight. Er, start setting things right. Yeah.

Also, Vince - the green guy's double finger molestation hand is really creepy, but that doesn't make him gay. In fact, he might be the perfect antagonist for all those kiddie rape dioramas that embody the "cutting edge creative output" of Japan. Or whatever.

But why does the second figure have alternate thighs? Am I missing something there? What does that mean?
Gcrush Wrote:
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> It's because someone in Japan got tired of all the
> lolicon bullshit and decided to start setting
> things straight. Er, start setting things right.
> Yeah.
>

Nah. To do that they need to produce a figure of an old man cross-dressed in skimpy clothing flashing his fat man-boobs and invisible penis at the audience...

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thomas Wrote:
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> Nah. To do that they need to produce a figure of
> an old man cross-dressed in skimpy clothing
> flashing his fat man-boobs and invisible penis at
> the audience...


You did see "The Warden", right?


Why do you confuse moe with lolicon?

You can moe for large boobs on a meganekko teacher type character too.

Moe is about the adoration of the cuteness of 2D female characters, regardless of age.

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I asked if I have "Time For L-Gaim" but I got "No Reply From The Wind".
Deny deny deny.
Vincent Z. Wrote:
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> Moe is about the adoration of the cuteness of 2D
> female characters, regardless of age.


And hence the source of people's discomfort. Moe, as the fetishistic ardor for precociousness in women, is just another means of objectifying them. People get really uncomfortable when it focuses on subjects that are, by virtue of their age, incapable of understanding sexuality or engaging in sexual acts of their own volition. Why do that? Why objectify a child? What's the point in that?

Well, for pedophiles the point is that they usually cannot identify with adults - especially in a sexual manner. Thus their fixation on children's innocence becomes conflated with acting as a sexual outlet. Hence the reason people typically assoicate moe with pedophilia.

Do you get it, Vince? Do you?
Thought crimes, though crimes. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

I meant regardless of age for those that are adults but can still be moe. I didn't mean anyone of any age. I just worded that wrong. Sorry.

But still, they're TWO DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS who are not based on anyone in real life!

Apparently, they want to ban loli in the UK and Australia cause they think 2D=3D.

>And hence the source of people's discomfort. Moe, as the fetishistic ardor for >precociousness in women, is just another means of objectifying them. People get >really uncomfortable when it focuses on subjects that are, by virtue of their >age, incapable of understanding sexuality or engaging in sexual acts of their >>own volition. Why do that? Why objectify a child? What's the point in that?

>Well, for pedophiles the point is that they usually cannot identify with adults >- especially in a sexual manner. Thus their fixation on children's innocence >becomes conflated with acting as a sexual outlet. Hence the reason people >typically assoicate moe with pedophilia.

>Do you get it, Vince? Do you?

Yes I do understand. I'm not stupid nor crazy.

Still, at least read this.

[www.animenation.net]

[www.animenation.net]

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strike witches is awful and you're a terrible human being for supporting it
>strike witches is awful and you're a terrible human being for supporting it

Hey, it's Gonzo's best selling DVD.

More mainly moe!

[www.bigbadtoystore.com]

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"Gingy, MoChiba said, "Wee-wee ='s Revoltech joint." It is unclear if he meant Billy's wee-wee or his. So I asked him to send a picture. '

I asked him as well. He said he'll have to dig it out and to give him a couple of weeks.. That guy..
I thought we were past all this. Per Alen, didn't we just accept that Vinnie is into weird shit and we won't talk about it here?

That said, Vinnie I have absolutely NO idea what "You can moe for large boobs on a meganekko teacher type character too", even means....

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hillsy Wrote:
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> That said, Vinnie I have absolutely NO idea what
> "You can moe for large boobs on a meganekko
> teacher type character too", even means....

Essentially: "Obsessively drool over the larger-than-possible-in-real-life-without-suffering-a-broken-back breasts on a 2D animated high school teacher female character with glasses."

*wonders why VincentZ is trying to be part of the Genshiken-cast*

VincentZ wrote:
>[www.bigbadtoystore.com]

Bah, it's neutered. No visible COCK.

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hillsy Wrote:
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> That said, Vinnie I have absolutely NO idea what
> "You can moe for large boobs on a meganekko
> teacher type character too", even means....

Mega-Neko is the giant cat that lives at Kimono My House.
Meganekko=glasses wearing girl.

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I asked if I have "Time For L-Gaim" but I got "No Reply From The Wind".
No, Mega-Neko = giant cat.
vincent = pedophile
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