[MOVIE TITLES] Possible movie series concepts.

Posted by Roger 
I was inspired by the "Superhero" thread to resurrect this one....

1. Re-boot all Dark and Grim this Time
2. Re-boot Not So Dark but With Everyone Wearing Cooler Black Costumes
3. Re-boot That's Really Boring and High Concept by an "Art House" Director

1. Slow Zombies
2, Fast Zombies
3. Zombies That Start out as Fast Zombies, but Eventually Get Tired

OK, I'm too tired to think of anything more clever at the moment...
1. Black Hawk Down
2. Black Hawk Feeling A Little Better After a Good Cry

1. Batman Begins
2. Batman Begins To Date Again After His Divorce
3. Batman Begins a Book Group
cae
1. There Will Be Blood
2. There Will Be Pus
3. There Will Be Pepsi (bring a snack of your choice)

1. Hannah and her Sisters
2. Hannah and her Brothers
3. Hannah and her Barbera

1. No Country for Old Men
2. Some Country for Old Men
3. Old Men in the City

1. Pan's Labyrinth
2. Pan's House of Mirrors
3. Pan's Waterslide

1. True Grit
2. Faux Grit
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Grit!

1. Dawn of the Dead
2. Afternoon of the Dead
3. Brunch of the Not So Well

1. Cold Souls
2. Warmed Over Souls
3. There Are Still Some Souls on the Stove If You're Hungry

1. Hudsucker Proxy
2. Prodsucker Huxy
3. Hipslicker Pixie
4. Stop Me Before I Kill Again (You know: for kids)

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cae
1. Avatar
2. Avanothertar
3. Avalowtar (same great taste)

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hassenpfeffer
1. The Breakfast Club
2. The Brunch Cudgel
3. The Midnight Snack Bludgeon

1. The Fast and the Furious
2. 2 Fast 2 Furious
3. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
4. Fast & Furious
5. Fast During Ramadan
cae
1. Star Wars
2. Moon Battle
3. Asteroid Spat

1. The Madness of King George
2. The Happiness of King George
3. The Wackness of King George

1. Kick Ass
2. Boot Butt
3. Punt Posterior

1. Being John Malcovich
2. The Incredible Lightness of Being
3. The Incredible Lightness of Being John Malcovich is Dead


1. Wild at Heart
2. Crazy at Spleen
3. Tearing It Up At the Duodenum

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1) Booty Call
2) Ass Announcement
3) Gluteus Maximus Communication
cae
1. Milk
2. Juice
3. Cream of Asparagus

1. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
2. The Cat, the Crone, and the Chifforobe
3. The Bobcat, the Biddy, and the Bindlestiff

1. Rear Window
2. Hind Portal
3. Asshole

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hassenpfeffer
1. Bladerunner
2. Knifestumbler
3. Don't run with Safety Scissors

Eh, that's all I've got today.

More serious than thou
cae
Lord of the Rings
Lord of the Necklaces
Lord of the Tongue-Studs

It Could Get Loud
It Could Get Really Loud
WHAT?!?!

The Man In the Iron Mask
The Man In the Rubber Curtain
The Man In the Ironed Shirt

Shutter Island
Hinge Peninusla
Windowsill Archipelago

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The Social Network

The So Called Network

Network
cae
heh - I was thinking about that one but only came up with:

1. The Social Network
2. The Anti-Social Network
3. The Social-Disease Network

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The Muppets Take Manhattan From Behind
1. Superman
3. Spiderman
4. Ironman
5. Wolfman
6. Super Wolfman
7. Super Ironman
9. Super Spiderman
8. Super Iron Wolfman
9. Super Spider Iron Wolfman (I think this last one is the title of an HK bootleg somewhere...)
Scott Pilgrim vs The World

Scott Pilgrim vs. The Universe

Scott Pilgrim vs. MechaGodzilla

Scott Pilgrim vs. Hedora

Scott Pilgrim vs. Rogergon
Transformers
Capacitors
Diodes
Magnetrons
(Complete microwave system!)
1. EAT PRAY LOVE
2. EAT SHIT DIE
1.The curious case of benjamin button
2. The relatively interesting satchel of Linus Melnick
3. The demasculating man purse of Hank Powers
1. The time traveler's wife
2. The two timing wife
3. Hey wife: Time's up, bitch



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1. The Social Network
2. The Network of Sociopaths
3. NAMBLA
1. Let the right one in
2. Let the shady one in too, he has the good shit
Tron Legacy

Ron Jeremy

Tron Guy Gacy



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cae
The Day The Earth Stood Still
The Day The Earth Shifted From One Foot to Another
The Day The Earth Picked Its Nose When It Thought No One Was Looking


The Incredible Hulk
The Implausible Wad
The Astounding Lump

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Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice

Joe & Mary & Brad & Janet

Willy & Sally & Timmy & Suzy

Rigoberto & Hortencia & Umberto & Guadalupe

Rog & Matt & Josh & Sanjeev
cae
3 Men and a Baby
3 Men and a Halfway House for Sexual Offenders


Finding Nemo
Catching Nemo
Preparing Grilled Nemo


Snatch
Grab
Yoink!

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cae
> 2. EAT SHIT DIE

Still loving this ...

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hassenpfeffer
The Expendables
The Expendables 2: Extendable


Oldboy
Manbaby


Mad Max
Mad Max 2 - The road warrior
Mad Max 3 - Two man enter, one man leave before movie end
Up
Down
Left
Right

Wall-E
Floor-U
Ceiling-O
H-man Wrote:
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> Up
> Down
> Left
> Right

B
A
Select
Start
1) Friday the 13th
2) Friday the 12th
3) Monday the 13th
4) Any other day any other date

1) Batman Beyond
2) Batman Before
3) Batman Right Now Kicking Your Ass

1) The Matrix
2) The Matrix: Reloaded
3) The Matrix: Revolutions
4) The Matrix: Decoded
5) The Matrix: Database Error: func$-fault Deleted Random Numbers

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cae
X- Men (you know: sans-kickstand)

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two
Hallows in Boots
Oh, thanks for bringing this back Lemel!

Bridesmaids
Groomsmen
Drunken Uncle who's trying to make moves on the Bridesmaids

Horrible Bosses
Terrible Temps
Insufferable Soda Machine Guy
Transformers 3: Where The Sun Don't Shine
The Hangover
The Turnover
The Leftover
The Holdover
The Takeover
The Game Over
The Drape Over
The Combover
The Bend Over
The Moon Rover
The Come On Over
The It's Over


I know, this isn't funny...just wanted to clear these from consideration.
Super 8
8 mm
Stop making fun of my penis!!!
cae
Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Peeh
Winnie the Farting Noise with Just A Hint of Fecal Matter

The Smurfs (in 3d)
The Smurfs (in 3d)
The Smurfs (in 3d) ... I just can't think of anything dumber

Cars
Cars 2
Cars 3 (the show is just as inventive and exciting as the titles, folks)

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The Tree of Life
The Shrub of Death
The Branch of Existential Uncertainty (with Dinosaurs!)

Kung Fu Panda 2
Judo Lemur 2
Jujitsu Wombat 3

Cowboys and Aliens
Cowboys and Vampires
Cowboys and Werewolves
Cowboys and Zombies
Cowboys and Mermaids
Paranormal Activity
Abnormal Rigidity
Somewhat Normal Complacency
>Kung Fu Panda 2
>Judo Lemur 2
>Jujitsu Wombat 3

Savate Serval
Krav Maga Koala
Eskrima Emu


50 / 50 starring 50 Cent
That Semi-Remake of Logan's Run starring Justin Timberlake
The Ping Pong Comedy Movie starring the guy who isn't Jack Black
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