Robots playing maracas -- cool or un-cool?

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Robaato D
Baila! Baila!


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Roger
Those aren't maracas. They're two maces connected by a chain.
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asterphage
Shut up, Roger.

Robots with maracas are an iffy proposition - however, the fancy hat seals the deal. Definitely cool.

(but what IS it?)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/18/2004 06:44PM by asterphage.
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Roger
No, you shut up.

My guess is that it's some awful Bullmark die-cast that will get Rob, Erik, and Matt yelling at me for not knowing what it is and proclaiming that it's awful.

They're still not maracas.
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Erik Sjoen (Admin)
Rog, I love you.. Just wanted to get that out of the way.

That's a Takemi Gokin Blocker IV Boss Palder.

IMHO, the best rendition out there of the Boss Palder is the 8 inch plastic wind up with sectioned feet. His Maracas really kick ass. I will try to take pics of mine soon to show you how bad it sucks, hrmph.. I mean rules!!

Talkin' some shit about Takemi huh Rog? Bullmark? WTF? I gots to keep my pimp hand strong, so you best step up..

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Robaato D
>Those aren't maracas. They're two maces connected by a chain.

How do you know? I say they're maracas. Go back to huffing vinyl fumes, Roger.
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Vincent Z.
"I say they're maracas."

They're dildos.

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Fugly
Totally bitchin' dawg. pimp-a-licious.

Fug--
is a pimp
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Robaato D
>They're dildos.

No, dildos are cylindrical and tapered on one end for ease of insertion.
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asterphage
Your mom is cylindrical.
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Roger
Shut UP!

Oh, yeah: un-cool.
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Robaato D
>Your mom is cylindrical.

Hey man, don't bring my mother into this or else I'll have to beat you about the head with the precussion instrument of your choice.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/20/2004 01:57AM by Robaato D.
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Roger
Does a precussion instrument hit someone before you swing at them?
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Robaato D
Dost thou mock my bad spelling? You forget yourself, sir!
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Roger
I forgive you, after all you come from a country where they don't speak English.
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Robaato D
Si. Es la verdad... Chingon.
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sinner6000
I just had to say this THE FUNNIEST thread I have ever seen here. I laughed so hard I cried like a wee happy baby. "Does a precussion instrument hit someone before you swing at them?" Brilliant. I've been a list lurker for years and that is king! I vote that as TBDX Quote of the Year. All hail!
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Roger
I can't take credit for it, it was all scripted by Rob.
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mcfitch (Admin)
Robaato D Wrote:
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> Dost thou mock my bad spelling? You forget
> yourself, sir!



Roger Wrote:
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> I forgive you, after all you come from a country
> where they don't speak English.
>
> Playing is for pleasure...


Would that country be Asgard? Verily!
-Mason


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josh fraser
>They're dildos.

" No, dildos are cylindrical and tapered on one end for ease of insertion."



.....and can have four legs, whiskers,fur ,and scurry around if your so inclined.....


Now Robert, you can't be a dildo snob. If they look like dildos to the boy, let him dream. We are about being supportive here of all perversions...er i mean persuassions.
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Robaato D
I think you're right Josh.

I just realized though... weren't dildos hunted to extinction in the 1600's?
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evergreen
>Now Robert, you can't be a dildo snob. If they look like dildos to the boy, let >him dream. We are about being supportive here of all perversions...er i mean >persuassions.

Er,,, aahhh.. I think you mean preversions: already sick before anyone has tried it, or presuasions: a perforance for something untried... I perdict this will be the last post on this already overextended thread...

Oh yeah, nice maracas!
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Vincent Z.
Ok they're anal beads. :D :D :D

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asterphage
Vincent, next time I see you around school I am totally going to beat you up.

Edit: Forgot the :D :D !



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Robaato D
>Ok they're anal beads

I can see the similiarity as they're connected by a chain, but anal beads are usually a series of "beads" (more than two -- more like 6+) strung together on a plastic string for ease of insertion / removal.
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Roger
For those of you just joining us, here's what we've learned so far:

1) The toy is a Takemi Gokin Blocker IV Boss Palder.
2) It isn't holding maracas, dildos, or anal beads, it's holding two maces connected by a chain.
3) A precussion instrument hits someone before you swing at them.
4) sinner6000 posted for the first time on this thread.
5) mcfitch has a Mighty Thor fixation.
6) Vincent Z knows nothing about sex toys.
7) Robaato D knows a lot about sex toys.
8) Erik loves me.

The latter is all that matters.
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Roger
Oh, yeah, and:

9) This toy is most definitely uncool.
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Robaato D
I still say they're maracas. Because I know Boss Palder personally. And the toy is cool, but it's the maraca playing that's in question.

I think we've also learned that...

10) in some circles, house cats are used as dildos (HOW, I don't know)
11) even the most frivolous threads can go on and on (Or is that a given?)




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/22/2004 01:46AM by Robaato D.
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machinesoldier
Is this the first Cafe thread to hit 2 pages?? Wheeee


No, I've got nothing to add. But those are NOT dildos. Hey, maybe if there was a brown stain on one of em..

Paul, if you beat Vincent up, PLEASE break all his fingers.
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asterphage
> 9) This toy is most definitely uncool.

SHUT UP, ROGER.

> 10) in some circles, house cats are used as dildos (HOW, I don't know)

It's a South Park joke, I think. Cartman calls his cat a dildo as if it was a normal insult.
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Roger
12) No, YOU shut up.
13) It could also be construed as a South Park reference to Lemmiwinks the gerbil. Small rodents have a long history of being shoved up people's asses in urban legends. Josh didn't give too much information, though, and Rob seems to have assumed he was talking about a cat.
14) You dildo.
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cae
People regularly referred to each other as 'dildo' in the region where I grew up.

And, yeah, that's somewhat near Grand Junction (South Park).

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MattAlt (Admin)
15) The ironic thing is, in Japan dildos are used as housecats.



16) Boss Palder is BOSS, pal. Der!

-M
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hillsy
Nice to see you've all been keeping busy.......
Robots+dildos=thumbs down
Robots+maracas=thumbs up
Robots+BFM (big f***in' margaritas)=pass the sombrero!

BTW.....does Hello Kitty use a litter box, a squat toilet, or a new fangled western toilet w/bidet, seat warmer, and artificial sounds?



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Robaato D
>BTW.....does Hello Kitty use a litter box, a squat toilet, or a new fangled western toilet w/bidet, seat warmer, and artificial sounds?

Hello Kitty uses her slave's face.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2004 12:59PM by Robaato D.
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hillsy
That would be the entire civilized world.........we're all her bitches....
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Gcrush
The original Mexican robot. Note the absence of maracas.



Nunca nadie no comprendera nada
Un amor asi, miel artificial
Un paraiso artificial, conectalo ya
Y yo a nadie le dire, que estoy enamorada de un robot
Amo a un robot, amo a un robot
Robot, robot, robot
Te quiero, asi como quisimos
Robot, robot, robot
Te encendere y volaremos
Robot, robot
Corazon electronico
Volaremos, volaremos, volaremos
Este amor, un vuelo irreal
Miel artificial, hielo artificial
Este amor, risa artificial
Nieve artificial y todo como en un sueño
Robot, robot, robot!
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hillsy
This one is clearly in the band though....he plays bongos on his testicles....
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