His name is Joseph, and he's Buck wild.

He's also forcing me to publish all the juicy tidbits about the upcoming West Coast Chogokin Summit, being held in Los Angeles on July 8. Jealousy! But then again, we East Coasters already HAD our Summit at Casa De Harkavy earlier this year. Allow me to turn the mic over to the big guy himself!

Joseph Buck Sez: Back from playin rugby, awash in the blood of my opponents gets me a-thinkin. Why is it that all those cats on the east coast always get to have their shindigs? Maybe its the lack of decent basketball? The lack of Mandarake, Asahiya, or Kinokuniya stores? The lack of bikini clad chicas? The lack of mai-tais served at 3 p.m. everyday? Well, hell! We on the west coast got all that! LET'S CELEBRATE! It's the West Coast Chogokin Summit July 8th! Get together with all your west-coast allstars and: SMELL THE VINYL! FETISHIZE BOXES! DEBATE OBSCURE B.S.! ahem. Please email our cruise director Harvey: BeebeH@aol.com for more info.

--M.A. back to Eau De Alt