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September 20, 2003

Song of the SOB

Filed under: Uncategorized — Rumble Crew @ 12:09 am

How long it is Ive suffered


(And whined and bitched and rent


Whats left of my poor patchy hair)


And typed my fingers bent


Dispatches to the Mother Land


To Jersey and Hong Kong


Wherein Ive sung my sickly


Never ending greedy song:


 


Find for me these bits of barf


These mini malformed mutts


These teensy tiny reproducted


Elusive vinyl runts!


Find them for me and dear friends


Upon my thanks youll sup


Not to mention your relief


When fin’ly I shut up


 


Then from old HK came lo


The news Id longed to hear


A chance to get the latest sets


But oh the price was dear!


I gulped and wondered at the chance


Hesitating now with doubt


But how the world seemed well again


When I drained my bank account


 


When I see olive packages


My heart leaps from my chest


From far they travel to my home


And inside treasures rest


Today an green bound box arrived


And Im filled with nerdy joy


Two sets of brand new SOB


Sets four and five -Oh Boy!


 


I will not bore you with the set


seen here once before


Undoubtedly even the best kaiju


Make most of you all snore


But series five if Im not wrong


Has not been seen here yet


So let me introduce to you


this latest wacky set:


 


Antlar Redking Miculas


(redecod dont you know)


And we can’t forget third Kanegon


With his nifty glow


Ultra Jack and 7 are new


(not that youd give a darn)


Lastly goofy Takkong


And sewage-like Zazarn


 


And there you have it Gundam fans


Poor verse for your delight


And pictures of some crap that proves


Ol Coreys just not right


And if I might address the folks


Whove made these hard to find:


Thanks a lot there Bandai


Kiss my ripe behind


 

                cae 9-19-03
Corey

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